Wednesday Quotes: An Army of One

"Liberal jihadists say, 'Death to the Constitution.' If they have to blow themselves up like the Islamic jihadists, each liberal gets 72 interns in paradise." "The elected Republicans are scared to death of having happen to them what happened to Joe Wilson. But even after all the campaign contributions Joe Wilson has received, they still don't see that there's an army of people willing to back them up if they would just lead." "With nationalized health care, if you're sick, you'll do anything -- especially if it involves your kids -- your government asks you to do. The Road to Serfdom is paved in Obamacare, folks." "It never ceases to amaze me that a nation founded on the notions of individual liberty, private property, and limited government is currently being run by politicians who reject it all, but that is Barack Obama and this administration." "Liberals believe that there are a handful of them smart enough to manage your life so that you don't keep screwing things up. This is what the left really believes, but they're too power-hungry to risk having their political asses handed to them to be open and honest about it."  "Democrats look at the private sector as nothing other than an entity that provides them with the money they need to rule. And, sadly, these people now control every branch of the government." "There's nothing smart about what Obama is doing. He's a pure product of brainwashing. His mentors hated this country, and one of them even tried to blow up the Pentagon." "I got some snarky note: 'How are you going to deal when Sarah Palin sells more books than you do?' I hope she sells five million copies because I want to see the lunatics jump off the cliff!" "What do you see anywhere in the world where liberal Democrat socialists have total unchecked power to run things, be it a country, a city, or a state? You see abject poverty. Marxism and socialism create poverty. I know it's hard to believe that it's somebody's design, but it is." "Everybody is sending me e-mails: 'What are you smoking?' Doesn't matter, folks -- it's a premium cigar. Actually, it's a Montecristo A, if you want to know."

"I have never had my intelligence insulted like it's been insulted with this entire health care debate. Then again, the stimulus debate was almost as insulting." "That's one of the great things about all these tea parties -- there's not an identifiable leader saying, 'Go here, do that.' People are doing it on their own, of their own volition, because they don't want to lose their country." "I've yet to meet a happy liberal. They're angry, deranged lunatics, and they don't want to enjoy life. I mean, if they become vegetarian, then everybody else must become one." "I'm sorry to sound like a broken record on this, but I really don't believe Obama's behavior is naivete. I think that Obama and the gang that spawned him have an active dislike for this country as founded. I mean, you can hear it in all of his speeches." "The Democrat Party is obsessed not with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, but the exact opposite -- they're the party of abortion and euthanasia." "Folks, we're dealing with a guy who is out to destroy the whole concept of the western civilization; we've never seen anything like this! Even Gore Vidal says that we're headed toward a dictatorship soon, and Gore Vidal himself is insane." "The more we know, the more the myth of Obama fades. It was just Obama's inexperience and platitudes that got him elected, and it's his inexperience that's going to do great harm to the country and the world that we used to lead." "With Obama, we're dealing with somebody who has a chip on his shoulder, and it's been placed there from the moment he was born, by the people who reared him, by the church he went to, and by his buddy, Bill Ayers." "It won't be until 2013 that Obama's health care bill gets implemented (if it passes) because, if it gets implemented before 2012, Obama will be beaten in a landslide. Actually, he still may be, ACORN notwithstanding." "So when a state like California wants to get back on its feet, what does it recommend out of utter desperation? Tax cuts. They must be listening to this program." "These Democrats don't give a rat's rear end about the democratic process or what you want. It's all about the advancement of their agenda, and don't be fooled -- they're going to try to ram some health care thing through by any means possible."  "What the Democrats are plotting to pull off by next week will make the takeovers of General Motors and Chrysler look like a joke, and once they've taken over the medical profession, guess who's going to get patronage jobs in all of these industries? The union people." "Obama believes we've stolen the riches of the world, that we have used our imperialism to dominate the world, and if he could rip up the Constitution, he would do it. Well, he doesn't like it. It's an obstacle." "It's not going to matter whether you can or cannot pay -- or have coverage -- under the Democrats' health care bill. What will matter is that all of us will become slaves to the arbitrary and inhumane decisions of distant bureaucrats working in Washington." "When Obama and his people do finally speak out about the economy, they'll tell us that we're coming out of the recession. That sound like compassion to you?" "The Democrats are promising to cover everybody for everything at all times, while also insisting that they're going to cut costs, cut waste, and be more efficient -- when they've never, ever done it in the history of this country. It's the height of folly!" "I really think that radio done right has more impact than television, but, more importantly, it's just a professional thing with me. I've done television shows and, frankly, I don't like it." "I started using a treadmill now, and I can't go to a gym in a hotel to use a treadmill. Well, I can't do things like that in public; I'm too famous. Sit tight, Snerdley! If you'll let me finish this!"